Autospell
Appreciation
Do Nothing
Doorbells
Hamburgers
I Didn't Do It
Inklings
Plot Holes
Procrastination
Showers
Time and Passion
Voices
Wording
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by Sandy Reay, Author |
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Autospell
It's tough to enter my code on my iPhone without fingerprints. Today, I squeezed the super glue too yard, and the stuff dried on 4 fingers. My iPhone thinks my right hand belings to an alien. And autospell knows its language.
What's the strangest thing autospell has done?
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Appreciation
My father gave me two precious gifts: the ability to be happy alone and how to solve problems on my own. It's taken years to appreciate them.
For more about my father, see You Are the Road
What do you appreciate now that didn't when you were younger?
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Do Nothing
Some days, the best thing I can do is nothing. That way, I don't have to spend the next 3 days undoing it.
Do you have days like that?
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Doorbells
A doorbell woke me. A soft sweet ding dong that interrupted my dream. Halfway to the door, I realized it wasn't MY doorbell.
Did you ever have a dream within a dream? Or wonder if your subconsious mind played tricks on you?
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Hamburgers
A day of reflection: Why are HAMburgers made from beef and not pork?
Do you like puns?
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I Didn't Do It
What happens when you put a rescued dog and a squeaky toy together?
"I didn't do it, Mom. It just exploded."
Do you like dogs?
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Inklings
Another day of reflection, or refraction: How many inklings are in a clue?
Do inklings tickle?
Do you like word play?
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Plot Holes
I used to work for the highway department; I can find plot holes.
Do you like puns?
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Procrastination
I believe I was put here for a reason, and I don't get to go home until I'm done. That's the best reason for procrastination I can invent.
What is your favorite life advice?
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Showers
Stuck on the start for a song for weeks. Words came to me in the shower. Maybe I should shower more often.
Do you have a trick for curing writer's block?
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Time and Passion
My theory: Time expands and contracts inversely based on the passion you have for the activity you are doing.
What makes you lose track of time?
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Voices
I'm used to voices in my head giving me ideas. This morning, nonsense. In a Scottish accent.
Do you hear voices in your sleep or when you're alone?
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Wording
I just called raisins "ribbons." I don't think I should be wording now.
What signs tell you that it's time to stop writing?
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